Stalking School

O.Shane (Daddy) has been busy lately. Mommy tells me he's either underwater (who in their right feline mind would go UNDER water - ick) learning 'skills' (like what, attacking underwater mice?) or studying for tests or "applying to school." I asked her, what is "applying to school." Mommy said, that's when you think of all the reasons you should be allowed to go to school and then tell the school about them so they can let you go.

I asked what school was and she told me "that's a place where you learn new things."

Then I said, "Meeoww?" which means, 'so school is like being with Daddy?'

She smiled and loved on me and said yes. Daddy is always trying to teach me new things, so he belongs in school. I know how to 'Come, Frog, come!' and how to attack stuff. Usually Daddy is pretty gentle and patient with me even when I want to do something else.

Last night though he got mad at me because I kept asking him the same questions over and over, "Meooowwwwwwww?" He told me he needed to learn some stuff for an important test and that I should be quiet. I think he was mad that he didn't have any treats to reward him for learning. I don't do anything without treats.

Anyway, he told me that I had a masters degree in stalking and that I majored in preying. Mommy reminded him that I also have a double major in disobedience, whatever that means.